Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote
mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
It has to rhyme
i said i don’t know what im doing with my life.. do u think i have the time to come up with a rhyme
how to have a great start to your day
Have a really hot almost naked guy fall out of your bed? Sounds about right.
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids